Still going strong... well, going anyway

Well, here i am again... Noticed that a couple of people've checked out the blog, which is always nice, although there hasn't been a rush of people exactly. Well, who cares? I do this because i like it, because it makes me feel good to do something like this and... Oh sod it, of COURSE i want readers! Who the f*** doesn't? Why aren't you reading this, huh? Why aren't there literally floods of people decending onto this blog to read about me and my oh so interesting life?!?

Well, i can tell you why: because there is nothing special about me and my life. I mean, my father is a DJ, and my extra(-terrestrial) father is a tv sportscommentator, but there is absolutely nothing special about my life. On the other hand, many other bloggers aren't very special themselves, but still they have like fivethousand hits per day. Take this Blondiebella or whatever her name is. A normal blonde chick that talks about all the parties she goes to and all the people she meets, nothing interesting in that, is it? But still, people flock at her page just to get a glimpse of the newest entry in the fancy Blondiebella blog... Bloody Bella.

Oh well, i shouldn't say anything, after all, there are quite many bloggers such as myself, leeching on other people to have something to write about, to complain at or simply just talk trash about. But since it works for them, and since i'm not a very interesting person, i will go with this scenario. Hereby i declare a War Against Blogging Conservatism, WABC... Ok, not a very good short, please post a commentary with something more suitable.
And now i just know that there will be no commentarys whatsoever, so this will look really stupid in the blog. Oh well, screw that, i'm heading off to bed, hope this draws some attention to this blog as i will otherwise close it pretty soon, or at least stop posting.

/// Louis

Louis is pissed...

I can't stand it! My older brother (although he's not actually my brother, since we're not related, but his dad is involved with my mom etc.) is a freaking rabbit! Always he has to bring home some girl, almost always a new one, and all of them are hot! And of course there is nothing between our rooms except for a thin wall and a door, which let's through all sounds. And, naturally, they have to start humpin' at 03.35! And the fact that i have to get up at 06.00 tomorrow morning doesn't help me endure the noises. But this is it, i am not going to stand for one more night of hearing him screwing with some little cutie, and listening to such phrases as 'i was in the mood' 'ok, i'll just poke it in there again and we'll try' 'ooohh, ahh, that feels soooo good *giggles*'. If i wake up tonight there will be no pardon, i'm going to go berserk and start yelling at them to shut the f*ck up, and if they do not stop i will throw them out of the house, i swear to god, I WON'T STAND FOR ANOTHER NIGHT OF THIS SH*T! And with those lovely phrases, Louis signs out...

/// Louis, eater of apples and devourer of Physalis

So, it begins...

Thus, in Happily coloured letters i hereby start my new, Englishspeaking blog. Why do i announce it like this? Well, it might have something to do with the fact that i am Swedish, although my father is English. Therefore, i felt that an english blog seemed appropriate. Why? I don't know, i've been bloggin' in Swedish for a while now, but i feel that the swedish language is somewhat lacking when it comes to expressing oneself in more than just average, everyday expressions. That is why i've decided to start this little blog, however inadequate and shortlived it may be. But it would be nice with some readers though...

But what am i going to write about in future? Because this little beginning is nothing like my normal pieces, which i try to make as witty and sarcastic as i can. Even though i do not always succeed, at least i keep trying.

Anyway, i am going to write about my life (when anything exciting happens, which isn't very often), what is happening in the world and how only i can solve it, since most of the worlds leaders seems to be retarded, and i will also frequently comment upon my own inadequacy in trying to write something worth reading. And that, my as of yet nonexisting readers, is why i have chosen to call this blog: Who Reads This? Because, that is the question i am asking myself, is my life and my thoughts interesting enough to catch the attention of other people? Well, we'll just have to wait and see, don't we?

/// Louis 'Lonkan' the man